Hemingway is my lover and Elton John is my soulmate. Simon and Garfunkel are my best buds. Agatha Christie is the sister I never had. When I'm famous, Tennyson will be my speechwriter.

 

jenniferjamboree:

my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class

ugly:

ugly:

ugly:

im literally so tired I just tried ordering a bagel with “the white stuff” cause I couldn’t think of cream cheese goodbye

I JUST GOT MY BAGEL FOR FREE OMG THE LADY GOES “it’s on me today” IM CRYING THANKS BAGEL LADY

FREE FOOD MAKES ME SO EMOTIONAL

cyndicyanide:

So a friend had this image of Joffrey as her Facebook ‘timeline’ cover and it turned into some sort of caption contest. This by far was the winner.

cyndicyanide:

So a friend had this image of Joffrey as her Facebook ‘timeline’ cover and it turned into some sort of caption contest. This by far was the winner.