I am nearly halfway through my college experience, and have learned three Really Important Things so far:
1. It is possible to say what people want to hear, as long as it is still true from some perspective.
2. How to write an A-quality, five page research paper in less than 90 minutes.
3. Old, cold pizza tastes just fine at eight in the morning.
and that means I’m not wearing pants again.
I hate when the bottoms get wet- you know, that nasty, wet feeling when they stick to your ankles? So, as I’m alone in my dorm anyway… I don’t see the point of supporting the whole institution.