January 2011
December 2010
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Make a trip to Target for hairpins, walk out with...
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“I’ve noticed that when people are joking they’re usually dead serious, and when...”
– Jim Morrison (via peacewithoutreligion)
Watchloldemort:
Learn your rules!
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Secret #3: If you could have any super power...
…it would be to glow a certain color depending on my emotion. I must say, I would be cliché about the whole thing- red would be anger, blue, sadness, and so on. And when I am happy, I would just shine. I think the most important kind of truth is not just in words and actions, but in being completely honest about feelings as well.
My biggest problem in life is expressing my emotions...
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Can I.... Can I just say this? The ONLY thing I...
Who the fuck sends a fucking text at 7 in the fucking morning when they are on winter break? And even if you are one of those people, why the fuck do you think you’re going to get a cheery reply at that ungodly hour? I read that fucking whinybitchass text when I was somewhere between dreaming and deathsleep, and I thought about calling you and bitching you out. True fucking story.
When I...
DINOSAURS
DAD: LUV U ALWAYS AND FOREVERMORE TIL THE END OF ETERNAL ENDLESS TIME UNTIL DINOSAURS WILL RULE THE WORLD AGAIN
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“I just wonder how many people never get the one they want,
but end up with the...”
– (via smile-youarebeautifulxo)
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“When we were children, we used to think that when we grew up, we would no longer...”
– Madeleine L’Engle (via makingdens)
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Nothing in life prepared me to deal with the child...
(While his parents were making out in the hot tub 10 feet away.)
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Live Streaming
mom: guess what?
me: what?
mom: I found a live stream of puppies online. I have been watching it for two hours.
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“Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the...”
– Henry David Thoreau
Leonard: If Penny didn't know that Leslie had already turned me down, then that would unambiguously mean that she, Penny, thought I should ask her, Leslie, out, indicating that she, Penny, had no interest in me asking her, Penny, out; but because she did know that I had asked Leslie out, and that she, Leslie, had turned me down, then she, Penny, could be offering me consolation - "That's too bad, you would have made a cute couple..." - while thinking, "Good, Leonard remains available."
Sheldon: You're a lucky man, Leonard.
Leonard: How so?
Sheldon: You're talking to one of the three men in the Western Hemisphere capable of following that train of thought.
my mom gave me 20 bucks stapled to a pair of...
xivvy:
do you realize how wrong that looks
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“I’ve noticed that when people are joking they’re usually dead serious, and when...”
– Jim Morrison (via peacewithoutreligion)
